Tales From The Morgue xx-xx-xx Excursions In Fear

M&J Audio Theater presents Chet Cheddar, Tails, From the Morgue. It come right in my friend. Yes, I have a seat.

Welcome to my damn little piece of hair. I am Chet Cheddar. The Morgue attendant is the resident story teller. You've called me in a nostalgic mood today. I was remembering back to the golden age of radio the days before television and computer games.

The days when the radio was the nucleus of family entertainment, the sound was a bit crude. There was a great deal of static, but oh, it didn't matter. We would gather around the entire family and listen to stories.

They were soap operas and dramas and comedies. And my favorite of all, the scary stories here, the tales of suspense and murder, they catered to your deepest fears, and they sounded something like this. There's a this program will not be held responsible for anyone who dies of pride or goes insane.

War. Your lies and window. Listen. Do you hear that? It is the beating of your own heart. Beating harder and harder and harder and anticipation of the horror that is about to take place.

You can feel it all around you. It is a dark black, prettiest cloud of dread Your paralyzed with fear There's no escape from Terra-theta Ha ha ha ha Today's story of Christ Revenge of the prospective bias We are a little tail for today.

It's too late to turn back man. Oh, you heard right ma'am, that's right. Hundred dollars an acre, yes ma'am. Yes ma'am, I know it's cheap, but it's doing good land man. Well, we'll see ma'am.

The hour rest says I got a sale off my land, yes ma'am. I got so busy tending to my crops that I forgot to pay my taxes for three years and it kind of builds up, you know.