Tales From The Morgue xx-xx-xx 1-800-Big Bang Pt 1

M&J Audio Theater presents Chet Chetters, Tails from the Morgan. Here at the night, come right in and have yourself a seat. Rest your weary bones. Allow me to introduce myself.

I am Chet Chette, the Morgan Tint. I'm also a licensed embalmer and the resident story to her. Now, let's see what I have for you today. Ah yes, yes. My story for today begins in Biloxi.

At a new restaurant owned by a retired seaman named Beaufort Van Hoard. Butte's bar and seat is called. I have a cherry pie special there, butte. Ready? Wouldn't cherry-based bezel come in? Will you be having any coffee with that, Mr. Verte? Yeah, yeah. Give me a coffee with about six sugar.

Oh, sugar coffee. I've got you. I'm finished with this paper, so you sure if you want it. Be sure to check out the headline at the doozy. Thank you, Doc Stone. Let's see here. Oh, no, it happened.

Look at this, Beauford. Elmer Corn made the front page. Oh, well, that's not a surprise. He's the talk of the town. Saved from Gator attack. Tuesday afternoon, a truck transport in 12 Louisiana gators to Marshall County overturned on Highway 171.

The alligators escaped into the streets of Biloxi and caused a panic among the citizens. A local resident, Elmer Corn, risked his life capture the 12 foot long gators. It was a good example of mine over manpower, said Mr. Corn, of the ordeal.

Dad, stop it. Then. Buford, I helped Ammer with that. I should get some credit too. Well now, maybe you can be one of them their, uh, un-sung heroes. Yeah. Here's your pie, Mr. Fish. You know, the sun is still setting rise without that Ammer Corn. Thank you for it.