Tales From The Morgue xx-xx-xx The Bogus Beavers Of

M&J Audio Theater presents Chet Chetters, Tails from the Morgue. It come in my friends. Walk this way won't you?

I have something to show you. Oh, let me introduce myself. I am Chet Chet the Morgue. Oh, it's quite a beehive of activity around here today. You see, we're upgrading our embalming room. We must keep up with the technology here the more you know.

And this is called the Smooth Moover. It provides a friction-free surface to transport a cadaver from one area to another. Oh, silly me, you wanted to hear a story, didn't you? Well, I have a whole dinger for you today.

It begins at midnight in the peaceful village of Blux. Everyone is fast asleep. No one sees the small rectangular object that streaks through the night sky and lands near the bank of Miller's pond. Our journey is complete.

The surface of this planet appears identical to our own, yet it is over a hundred times the size of the crowded planet of Hornet. Yes, the atmospheric analysis has proven quick we have now Expected wise what the creatures at this blue planet breathe oxygen as we do Excellent rejoice my brothers. We have found a new home

Sunday probe to barn and cork inform the others of the inevitability of this blue planet They should begin arriving at once. Yes wisely. I detect no humans in this area master Shall we exit this vessel?

Yes, and let us do so, my brothers. But be attentive. Apparently we have arrived near a water reservoir of some sort. It is remarkable how similar... Why is one? Look! It is one of our own kind. It is a Bonacian.