Challenge of the Yukon: The Malacca Cane

Now as calling winds echo across, there's no cover reaches of the Wild Northwest, the Quaker Notes Company, makers of Quaker Top Week, and Quaker Top Rise, the delicious cereal, chopped and gun, in cooperation with the Mutual Broadcasting System, present by special recording, Sergeant Preston of the UConn.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, Its Yukon King, swiftness is strong to flee God of the North West, breaking into a trail for Sergeant Preston of the North West's hearted beliefs, in his relentless pursuit of lawbreakers, and came on your way.

Gold, gold, scumming the Yukon, a stampede of the clonite in the wild race for riches, back to the days of the Gold Rush, and the adventures of Sergeant Preston as his wonder dog, you can't king, as they meet the challenge of the Yukon.

Your children of junior high and high school age will soon be making decisions that could affect their whole lives. For right now, they're facing the problem of selecting next year's school courses. Now no matter what career your child is thinking about, it is vitally important that he take enough math and science in high school, otherwise he may be severely handicapped later on.

So even though your child may not yet have made up his mind about what he wants to be, see that he knows the importance of math and science high school courses to his future. High school advisors will help him, and you decide just what math and science courses he should take to keep the door to his future open.

This message is brought to you as a public service. For the black and white mongrel who belongs to a crooked gambler named Kino Dunn, though he served his master faithfully, the only thanks he ever received were kicks and brutal blows from the gambler's malacca king.