After Turkey-The Bill

The anchor-hocking glass corporation brings you crime photographer Hey, see you think they'll ever put my statue in the Hall of Fame. What are you famous for, Applebird? For 27 straight years, I always got the same part of the turquoise. That's some kind of a record, ain't it?

Well, because you consistently get it in the neck that might make you notorious, but not really famous. No, no other bird. You know you have to do something really big, you know something important to deserve a famous name.

Like what? Well, I got your hawking! The most famous name in glass! Good evening ladies and gentlemen, this is Tony Marvin. Every week at this time, the Aker Hocking Glass Corporation of Lancaster, Ohio, and its more than 10,000 employees bring you another adventure of Casey Crime Photographer, Ace Cameraman who covers the crime news of a great city,

Written by Alonzo Dean Cole, our adventure for tonight... After Turkey, the bill, seven o'clock in the evening, a medium-priced uptown restaurant known as the Trakas' Olimpium. At a table for two, a flashily dressed young man pushes aside his empty plate and says to the pretty girl who sits opposite.

Hey, a turkey wasn't half bad. You didn't leave much of it. Maybe the Jew. Shall I order dessert now? Uh-huh. Hey, waiter. Guys. Okay, Keith. What do you want now, Joe? We're ready for the plum pudding now.

Poop, plum, pudding. That's what you want too, isn't it, Lottie? Yes, and coffee. Same here. Okay, Keith. I don't know why you won't let me do anything for you in a classy way, Lottie. I asked you out for a Thanksgiving spread, and you made me bring you to a cheap place like this.