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Calling All Cars: Human Side of a Cop

Calling All Cars · December 25, 1934 · 29 min · 4,625 words

The transcript of “Human Side of a Cop”, an episode of Calling All Cars first broadcast December 25, 1934. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). North Pole Radio: Holiday Specials plays Calling All Cars free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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All car, the presentation of the Rio Grande Oil Company. What's a loose colinol car, a tension oil car, broadcast 57, regarding a suspicious person. Suspect is grabbed as short fat. Rest in a red suit, crammed in white fur.

Has a ready complexion, white beard, twinkling blue eyes. With respect to seeing climbing down the chimney with a sack of gray shoulder. We're getting more nuts all, rose and fur. at the darkest hour of Christmas night, just before dawn, a roving police car cites an automobile park at an awkward angle on a dark street.

Suspicious, they grow up behind. What's the matter, buddy? Police officers, say I'm glad to see you and what a gasoline. How about giving me a lift to a gas station? Well, you'd have a long walk back this time in the morning, old man.

But we've got a reserve can here. Look back there and help yourself. Say, that's great. You know I passed an all-night station not long ago, but I didn't like the gas they sold, so I took a chance. There's only one kind of gasoline that works right in my car.

If you ever use real-grandy crack gasoline before, that's what you're calling in right now. Well, that is luck. You know, we have grandies, the only gasoline I use. But that's right, I remember. All your free cars use real-grandy crack gasoline, don't you? You bet we do. And will you feel the same way about it you do. No other gasoline

can equal real grandi crack for police work no fun it certainly does make a difference in my car's performance if I use any other guests and leave my car locks muddy your car's no more temperament only police prove it when we step on the gas we step all the way down or build a gasoline with choker's

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