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Calling All Cars: The Perfect Crime

Calling All Cars · October 30, 1934 · 32 min · 4,168 words

The transcript of “The Perfect Crime”, an episode of Calling All Cars first broadcast October 30, 1934. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). North Pole Radio: Holiday Specials plays Calling All Cars free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Harling all county sheriff's cars on Canyon. Dark road leading to a northern California city. Puzzle by the erotic action of a big sedan

traveling ahead of them. Off ahead, Zack and mighty suspicious. Flowing down at a couple of gas stations like he was going in. Yeah, that is funny. That was turned back on the road real quick and then speeds away.

It's supposed to be that gang was holding up gas stations. Well, it sure looks clear to me. Hey, there he goes. We'll do it station. Come on. If the mud tries to stick up, we'll catch red-handed.

Catch it going out. It's a couple of tracks, and you better let me have a couple of courses, things very fancy, with any mortar oil. Hey, don't shoot. What's the matter? What have I done?

Well, now that I see who it is, I guess it's a false alarm. But I sure thought I was going to stop with gas station robbery. It can drive me in and out of every station for the past mile.

And I figured you were looking for one to stick up. That's it. Well, that is funny. As a matter of fact, I've been looking for a station and so re-or granted cracked gasoline. I want you to send anything else in my car.

Hey, hey there, wait a minute. What kind of oil is that to give me? Why Pennsylvania oil? Well, I want Sin-Clerop, Pennsylvania oil and can. I don't like to buy oil and bulk. I like to know what I'm getting.

Open a can of Sin-Clerop, Pennsylvania, will you? Yes, yes. By the way, what do you officers know about this murder in Wellnut Creek? Oh, you know. Tonight, calling all cars is honored to have its its guest.

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