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Calling All Cars: The Human Monkey

Calling All Cars · September 12, 1934 · 30 min · 4,814 words

The transcript of “The Human Monkey”, an episode of Calling All Cars first broadcast September 12, 1934. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). North Pole Radio: Holiday Specials plays Calling All Cars free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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calling all cars, a presentation of the Rio Grande Oil Company. The fiscal police calling them all cars, the sense of all cars, a robbery on South Stone, Gilbert Street, $25,000. The fields of Rio Grande gasoline have been steadily increasing.

Motorists everywhere are learning what police performance in Rio Grande cracked really means. Cracking produces a gasoline that averages ten points higher in anti-nots than gasoline, which are not cranked. It separates the sluggish, slow-burning elements from the rich, powerful atoms.

So that the cracked gasoline that police, fire, and emergency equipment use is all vital, concentrated power. When you hear police, fire, or ambulance sirens screaming down the street, or when you listen to the thrilling stories and call in all cars, remember, Rio Grande Crac is the preferred gasoline for this emergency equipment.

And what a test for gasoline. The average police car takes seven times the abuse that you give your car. In one of the police departments served with crack, their patrol cars average 78,000 miles per year. They operate at cruising speeds of five miles per hour up to 70 or 80 in an emergency. What a test for gasoline.

Thousands of listeners to this program have become regular users of cracked gasoline because of the extra power and speed that this gasoline actually does give. If you enjoy this program, may we ask that tomorrow you give yourself the opportunity to enjoy police car performance in your car.

Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we are honored to have as our guest speaker Mayor Angelo J. Rossi of San Francisco. We shall now transfer control to the St. Francis Hotel in San Francisco, where Mayor Rossi will speak from a general police chief of the Bay Area, Mayor Rossi.

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