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Gracie's Murder Mystery

Burns and Allen · January 10, 1938 · 27 min · 4,088 words

The transcript of “Gracie's Murder Mystery”, an episode of Burns and Allen first broadcast January 10, 1938. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Burns and Allen Show plays Burns and Allen free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The makers of great nuts bring you George Burns and Gracie Allen with Tony Martin, Ray Noble and his orchestra and yours truly, John Tum. Alright Ray, one, two. The vital food energy everyone must have to carry through till noontime feel and sweat.

By an average serving of great nuts, that soon tablespoon pulls with whole milk or cream and fruit contains more varied nourishment than many a hearty meal. And so remember that in the case of children who aren't hungry in the morning, or adults who prefer a life breakfast, great nuts make even a life breakfast a safe breakfast.

A breakfast that's packed with food energy. So start off the day right with great nuts. Your grocer has them in the yellow and blue pack. Roses are red, filets are blue. Armans are nuts and so are George and Gracie.

And here they are, those two great nuts! Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Oh, Gracie? You better be careful with me tonight. I better be careful. Uh, Nagos, are you two, George? I say, I say, I say...

You better not stop on my coast, Niner. I'll tell you a thing or a couple. A thing or a couple? Yeah. You mean a something or two? What do you mean? Gracey, you don't sound very happy.

Oh, I'm happy. It's my uncle who saw. Gracey, say hello. You... hello. LAUGHTER Well, that's better. Now, what's your uncle saw about? Well, when he went to bed last night, he hung his underwear on the bench and somebody in the park stole it.

You're uncle sleeps in the park. Well, finally, what do you think he's got in some view? I suppose he sleeps in the park and then he dreams that he's staying at the ambassador hotel? No, they're right, they're too hot.

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