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Judson's Sister and The Oil Well

Burns and Allen · May 6, 1948 · 23 min · 3,046 words

The transcript of “Judson's Sister and The Oil Well”, an episode of Burns and Allen first broadcast May 6, 1948. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Burns and Allen Show plays Burns and Allen free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Well, hello, come right in. I'll judge. And out meets the people who live in the Burns House, George and Gracie. For the apologies to long fellows children now, the situation of the birds this today might best be described as follows.

Between the first and the 15th, when the bills are beginning to power, comes applause in the month's occupation that is known as the Please Remit Power. And I hear from the burns who copied the scream of an agonized gem.

Elge George, proceeds with horror, the money that Gracie has spent. You bought another new night down? Yes, sir. But you don't need it. I told you to think twice before you bought anything. That's how that's when I come.

Yes? Oh, first I thought I wouldn't buy it. Second I thought I would, so I did. Oh, yeah, murder. And besides, I think everyone can have nice things to sleep in. I rather we spend one third of our lives sleeping.

Just three. I'll spend one third of my life on concert. You've already used up your quota. I'll come to you and I'll try to explain economy to you. You see, Gracey, when you spend money on the nightgown that you don't need, you encourage inflation.

I can eat? Yes, you do. You should take what you put into a nightgown and put it into a bank. put it into a bank. How about three-five? Well, let's get back to the bills.

Now you can economize if you're worried about... Come on. Out of it, ladies. How long is it that guy? Out of it, little man. I agree. Hey, no, I've spent a lot of money on things like nightgowns.

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