Housewife's Guild

Another cup of Maxwell House Coffee George. Well sure, pour me a cup, Gracie. You know Maxwell House is always good to the last. Yay! Drop. That drop's good too. Yeah, since Maxwell House Coffee Time, starring George Burns and Gracie Allen.

With your truly Bill Goodwin, the music of Meredith Wilson and his orchestra are Happy Postman, Mel Blank, and Robert Bents. For your Thursday night comedy enjoyment, it's George and Gracie. And for your everyday coffee drinking enjoyment, it's Maxwell House.

The coffee that's always good to the last drop. Tonight, Gracie and her friend Blanche Morton are returning from the neighborhood movie theater where they saw a picture starring their current dream man, Gregory Peck. Oh, what a marvelous experience Blanche.

Those thrilling love scenes. Yeah, it was a great picture. Loubetta Parsons gave it four stars, and Jimmy Fiddler gave it four bells. My rating is a little different. I gave Gregory Peck 15 quivers. Leave me, he was worth every one of them.

What a man. When he makes love my hot bobs up and down in my throat, keeping time with that wonderful Adam's apple of his. Too bad our husbands didn't come along. They might have learned something.

Oh, what a let down going home to them after Gregory Peck. You said it. It's like riding on the super chief and then switching to the Glendale bus. Oh, what happens to husbands anyhow? At first Harry was crazy about going to parties and dances.

We'd finish dinner and I'd get into an evening gown. And now we finish dinner and he gets into a night shirt. Well, that's the way it goes. At first when George and I went to parties, he was terribly jealous.