Burns and Allen · February 24, 1949 · 26 min · 3,619 words
The transcript of “Gracie Wants George To Be A Doctor”, an episode of Burns and Allen first broadcast February 24, 1949. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Burns and Allen Show plays Burns and Allen free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The Fupen. Each week night at 8, W.E.B.R. brings back one of Radio's great comedies. Tonight, one of Radio's longest running comedy shows, Friends and Allen. Hey, Clark. You're a poor me a cup, Gracie. You know, not so loud, because all the good to the last...
Hey! ... drop. That drop's good too. Yeah, this Maxwell House coffee time, starring George Burns and Gracie Allen. With your stually-tobery lead, B. Benadero, Lois Corbett, Joseph Kern, Lou Merrill, Harry Lubin, and the Maxwell-Hautorca, and Bill Goodwin.
For America's says, United Comedy enjoyment is George and Gracie. And for America's everyday costly drinking enjoyment, it's Maxwell out. Always good to the last drop. Well, if any of you fad comes along, you may be sure that Gracie will fall.
Tracy will fall for us. Her latest enthusiasm is handwriting analysis. And we find her now telling her friend Blanche Morton all about it. I tell you Blanche is absolutely unclarned. This man can tell you all about yourself just by looking at your handwriting. You don't say yes. All I did was send in my signature and he told me the most intimate thing. 40
40 turns he said, you are a woman. No, yes, that's all he's talking about. Then there's, he's extending more money in Baltimore. Gracie, if you ask me this handwriting expert is a charlatan. Is this wonderful?
I mean, you shouldn't send him any more money. Although, what did he hear that happened when I sent him? He was just handwriting. He analyzed him and decided that George couldn't be in radio. I was wrong, send him more money.
Oh, I know. He thought George was writing so, but we had the delicate sense of the times of a surgeon. A surgeon, uh-huh, that's the adopted way the mask can carry them out. Okay. Just think, George is a surgeon and doesn't know it.
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