Burns and Allen · April 15, 1948 · 29 min · 3,872 words
The transcript of “George Is Seeing The Green Eyed Monster”, an episode of Burns and Allen first broadcast April 15, 1948. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Burns and Allen Show plays Burns and Allen free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Another cup of Maxwell House Coffee, George. Sure. Pour me a cup, Gracie. You know, Maxwell House is always good to the last. Yeah! Drop. That drops good, too. Yes, it's Maxwell House Coffee Time, starring George Burns.
Coffee Time, starring George Burns and Gracie Allen. With yours truly, Toby Reed, Gail Gordon, Hans Comrade, Elliot Lewis, Meredith Wilson and the Maxwell House Orchestra, and Bill Goodwin. For America's Thursday night comedy enjoyment, it's George and Gracie.
And for America's everyday coffee drinking enjoyment, it's Maxwell House. Today, more Americans buy and enjoy Maxwell House than any other brand of coffee at any price. Yes, Maxwell House. Always good to the last drop.
Well, as we join the Burnses today, George and Gracie are discussing the party they attended last night. It seems that Joe Bagley was the life of the party and George is a little unhappy about it.
Hey, you know, I'm still laughing at that Joe Bagley. He certainly wasn't sending an attraction. Yeah, that's big ham. You know, I thought I'd die when he put on that woman's hat and made like Sophie Tucker.
Wasn't he a scream, George? No. He certainly got a lot of laughs. Any man can get laughs if he puts on a woman's hat. Yeah, you didn't. Well, he'd already taken the edge off the gas.
And the way that Joe badly dances. Did you watch his tips when he did the rumble? No. Well, of course he couldn't compare with you. When you rumble across the room all by yourself, your hips were really something to see.
I wasn't doing the rumble. I was walking to the punch bowl. Tom's that bagly. He stole the spotlight all evening. evening he even saying he's got a voice like a buzz saw well he doesn't got a lot of applause anybody can get applause if you're seeing three chairs for the red white and blue well I forgot my trick came with the American flag that
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