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George Is Talked Out Of Buying Roses For Gracie

Burns and Allen · April 22, 1948 · 28 min · 3,878 words

The transcript of “George Is Talked Out Of Buying Roses For Gracie”, an episode of Burns and Allen first broadcast April 22, 1948. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Burns and Allen Show plays Burns and Allen free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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You're the one attack of Lauren Jada's Gracie Allen is unable to appear in person at this time. So the program you're about to hear is a transcription of the season's earlier broadcast. Another cup of Max Wilhous coffee jarred? Sure.

Call me a cup, Gracie. Do you know Max Wilhous is always good to the last? Drump. That drops good too. Yeah, this Max Wilhous coffee time starring George Burns and Gracie Allen. With your silly Colby Reed, Gail Gordon, Hans Conrad, Bebana Derrard, Eliot Lewis, Meredith Wilson and Maxwell House Orchestra, and Bill Goodland.

For America's Thursday night comedy enjoyment, it's George and Grace. And for America's every day, coffee drinking enjoyment, it's Maxwell House. Always good to the last drop. On his way home from the office, George has dropped in at the corner of the garage door, The ancient proprietor is quite interested in the bouquet of yellow roses, but George is caring.

What you're going to do with them roses, Mr. Burns? Take them home, agracy, Bob. Women, folk, dill, and love flowers, don't they? They do. I had the date yet to be with a girl that went in the North Kid.

College girl. You dated a college girl? Well, you know, Vassar 1885. Sure look, Pritter, that big orchid on. What'd you meet up? Picked her up outside Tom Grendaman. Let me have a cup of cigars.

Ready, Pops? Hello, Joe. Hello, Mr. Bangman. Hi, Joe. What's with the yellow roses, George? Sellin' them for a sideline? Take them along the great thing. Yeah? What's the occasion? No occasion. I saw them in the flowers window and realized it's been a long time since I took her any.

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