Selling The House

Another couple Maxwell House Coffee George. Well sure, pour me a cup Gratian. You know Maxwell House is always good to the last. Drop. And that drops good too. Yes, it's Maxwell House Coffee Time, starring George Burns and Gracie Allen.

With yours truly, Bill Goodwin, the music of Meredith Wilson and his orchestra. Mel Blank, V. Benadaret, Elliot Lewis and Dick Ryan. For your Thursday night comedy enjoyment, it's George and Gracie. And for your everyday coffee drinking enjoyment, it's Maxwell House.

The coffee that's always good to the last drop. It's morning in the Burns home, and George and Gracie are seated across the breakfast table from one another. Gracie's unhappy because George has his face hidden in the morning paper.

Silly girl. I'm awfully tired of looking at the back of the paper. George brings pay attention to me. I've waited all night long for this moment and then what happens? You bury your face in the morning paper.

You wait all night long just to see my face? No, to see the morning paper. Oh. And actually I want to see your face too. Well thanks. Of course all men look bad for each thing in the morning.

Well that's where you're at different George. You look the same all day long. I do, huh? Yeah, all with handsome. Oh, well, if I'm so handsome, why do you want to look at the paper?

It's my work, George. I have to keep up on current events. Not my fault that I'm a newspaper columnist. Well, when you find out whose fault it is, let me know. Want to have a little few words with it.

Yeah. George, it may interest you to know that in the newspapers, In the newspapers, I am referred to as the World of Winkle of the West Coast. Way in the newspapers. In my column. Gracie, don't compare yourself with Winkle.