Burns and Allen · May 23, 1946 · 29 min · 4,146 words
The transcript of “Newlywed Advice”, an episode of Burns and Allen first broadcast May 23, 1946. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Burns and Allen Show plays Burns and Allen free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Another cup of Maxwell House coffee, George. Sure. Pour me a cup, Gracie. Maxwell House is always good to the last drop. And that drop's good, too. Yes, it's Maxwell House coffee time, starring George Burns and Gracie Allen.
With yours truly Bill Goodwin, our postman, Mel Blank, Sharon Douglas, and the music of Meredith Wilson and his orchestra. For your Thursday night comedy enjoyment, it's George and Gracie. And for your everyday coffee drinking enjoyment, it's Maxwell House.
With extra flavor in the blend, because of choice Latin American coffee skillfully combined. Extra flavor in the cup, because radiant roast develops the full flavor of every coffee bean. And the result is that today more people buy Maxwell House than any other brand of coffee in the world.
Last week, a pair of newlyweds moved in next door to the Bernds' and right now we find George and Gracie watching the groom. He's out in his yard in a pair of trunks, taking setting up exercises while his adoring wife looks on.
Fellas certainly proud of his physique. Oh, he's such a show-off. He thinks he's making a big impression, but I've scarcely glanced at him. Good. What do I care about the way those muscles slide up and down his arms?
But you said... But the way the sun leans on that tremendous chest. But how he looks in those blue denim trunks with the tiny white pinstripe Scarcely glanced at him. Yeah, I don't even know he's there Well, I wouldn't blame if you did take a good look guys got the sort of a figure that women like not me
I'd much rather have your figure really sure if I had his figure I'd look like a man I hadn't thought of that oh Oh, look at him over there. So proud of himself because he can bend down and touch his toes.
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