Burns and Allen · March 1, 1950 · 29 min · 4,095 words
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It's the Amadeth show transcribed in Hollywood and starring George Burns and Gracie Allen The Benedetta Dara Singleton Hal Marge Marvin Miller Harry Lubin and the Amadeth Orchestra For healthy laughter, it's George and Gracie and for healthier teeth for fewer cavities. It's Amadeth toothpaste Well last night George took Gracie to the ballet and it's an evening. He'll never forget
But he'd like to. To Grace, the it was a new and exciting experience, and she's still thrilled about it. Oh, gee, everybody was there. Did you notice Bob Taylor and Bob Ross down in front of us?
Yeah, that Bob Ross down. Certainly is gorgeous. Oh, I'll say. Those actors really marry beautiful women, don't you, Judge? Yes, that we do. During intermission, there was some very exciting gossip in the powder room.
And Mrs. Harris said, I wonder why Sarah Treadwell didn't come to the ballet, so I'm So I said, well, maybe she had a fight with her husband. And she said, oh, not Sarah. And I said, well, I don't blame her.
If he's running around with another woman. So she said, poor Sarah, who'll take care of their five children? And I said, well, not that no good husband of hers. Oh, that sounds real exciting. Yes.
It would be even more exciting if I knew who Sarah Treadwell was. You don't know Sarah Treadwell? I don't even know Mrs. Harris. What did you think of the ballet? Oh, I loved it. Although you dozed off a couple of times.
I ate too much dinner. Pickles were delicious. But the dancers were so polite. They danced on their toes so they wouldn't wake you. Well, I'll show my appreciation. I'll go backstage and teach them how to dance the Peabody.
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