Burns and Allen · December 4, 1947 · 28 min · 3,986 words
The transcript of “Gracie Wants Bing Crosby To Retire”, an episode of Burns and Allen first broadcast December 4, 1947. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Burns and Allen Show plays Burns and Allen free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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I love a couple of marks for our coffee jars. You're calling me a cup, Ray. You know marks for our coffee jars is good to the last. And that's up to two. Yes, it's Maxwell House Coffee Time, starring George Burns and Gracie Allen.
With our special guest tonight, Bing Crosby, your silly willy willy Dale Gordon, Hans Comrade, Heavy Blair, Meredith Wilton, and Maxwell House Orchestra, and Bill Goodwin. For America's 30-night comedy enjoyment, it's George and Gracie. And for Americans every day, coffee drinking in German is Maxwell Hall.
Always good to the last drop. Well, as we look in at the burn-comb today, we find Gracie and Ergent consultation with her next door neighbor, Dr. Miller, the finances. You know, it's goddamn worried about Dr. Miller, excuse me, I have a room right now so we can talk about it.
Well, what seems to be the trouble with Joe? No, if I call you, Brother Cook, pretend alive would eat you up? You know, you're welcome. I'm a little worried, I'll take you away in the morning.
What's that, George? Yes. Mrs. Burns, I'm only a psychiatrist. That man needs a physician. We'd suffrage! Oh, no, no, you would say. I'm not what I'm worried about. That's a very good reason. You think you're not the complex about thing crossing?
You did because things got all the things you have, you should have. Because then got all the things out, these that have had. That's big. He feels the cause because you've served his rightful glory.
How did Sue, who's the most popular man in so business today, didn't cost him? I'm out of the doctor there. Over my house in bed, Tom Soggs. What do you mean, Jason? Do you care if you're a tech guard from Sydney?
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