Burns and Allen · November 11, 1948 · 28 min · 3,892 words
The transcript of “Fifteenth Wedding Anniversary”, an episode of Burns and Allen first broadcast November 11, 1948. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Burns and Allen Show plays Burns and Allen free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Another cup of Maxwell House Coffee George. Sure, pour me a cup, Gracey. You know Maxwell House is always good to the last... ...drum. ...drum. And that drops good too. Yes, it's Maxwell House Coffee Time, starring George Burns and Gracie Allen.
With your sturley, Toby Reed, Bea Benadera, Dora Singleton, Don Bunder, Tommy Bernard, Harry Lubin, The Maxwell House Orchestra and Bill Goodwin. For America's Thursday night comedy enjoyment, it's George and Gracie. And for America's everyday coffee drinking enjoyment, it's Maxwell House.
Always good to the last drop. Well, today is quite a special occasion in the Burns Home. It's George and Gracie's 15th wedding anniversary. And just to make sure that George doesn't forget it, Gracie begins dropping hints the minute he comes down to breakfast.
Good morning, Gracie. Good morning, dear. Oh, how we danced on the night we were wet. You were. She's happy this morning. Well, I'm always happy on special occasions, like birthdays and holidays. Say, that's right.
Today is a special occasion. Oh, you remember? Of course. Happy Armistice Day. Is this all Mr. Stay? Yeah, this is the day the Kaiser surrendered Germany. Oh George yeah, this is the day my mother surrendered something to She let the cops take your old man, huh?
That wasn't what I meant. Oh How we dance on the night we were If that song reminds you of anything stop the music, okay Oh, how we danced on the night we were with. Stop the music.
Yes. It reminds me of Al Josten. George, let's play a little game. I want to see if you can guess a certain number. Okay. Now it's fun, George. I used to play with my brother Willie.
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