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Gracie Smashes Into A Parked Car

Burns and Allen · March 3, 1949 · 29 min · 3,992 words

The transcript of “Gracie Smashes Into A Parked Car”, an episode of Burns and Allen first broadcast March 3, 1949. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Burns and Allen Show plays Burns and Allen free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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By a transcription another couple Maxwell House coffee George your pony a cup great thing You know Maxwell House is always good to the last What that drops good, too? Yes, it's Maxwell House coffee time starring George Burns and Gracie Allen With our special guest Richard Whitmark your truly Toby Reed be Benadere Joseph Kern Harry Lubin the Maxwell House Orchestra and Bill Good one for America Thursday night comedy enjoyment is George and Gracie

And for America's everyday coffee drinking enjoyment, it's Maxwell House. The coffee that's brought and enjoyed by more people than any other brand at any price. Yes, Maxwell House always good to the last drop. Well, this morning, Gracie out George, if she could drive the car downtown.

George said no as usual. So Gracie took it anyway as usual. The car is now in the repair shop having the dent taken out of offenders as usual. And Gracie is being cross-examined by a suspicious George.

Gracie, where's the car? The car? Yeah, where is it? Where is what? The car? Our car? Our car. The one with the windshield, Martha? The one with the windshield. Where is it? On the windshield.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I want to know where the car is. the car is. I'm going to go about the mall out of the time. He's made the downstairs. Gracie. I'm going to go downstairs because he wanted to pick a little room.

I've had it. Yes. I'm going to go to the garage and it's not there. Somebody still on garage. I fell asleep. Come back here. Now what happened to the car? Oh, all right. How little accident.

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