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Gracie Plans A Unique Birthday Present For George

Burns and Allen · January 27, 1949 · 28 min · 3,883 words

The transcript of “Gracie Plans A Unique Birthday Present For George”, an episode of Burns and Allen first broadcast January 27, 1949. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Burns and Allen Show plays Burns and Allen free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Another cup of Maxwell House coffee, George. Yeah, a poor me a cup, Gracie. You know Maxwell House is always good to the limes. Yay! You want it. And that drops good too. Yes, it's Maxwell House coffee time.

Starring George Burns and Gracie Allen. With our special guest tonight, Jean Kelly, your truly Toby Reed, B. Belladara, Harry Lubin and the Maxwell House Orchestra, and Bill Goodwin. For America's Thursday night comedy enjoyment, it's George and Gracie.

And for America's everyday, caught me drinking enjoyment, it's Maxwell House. Always good to the last drop. Well, as we join the Burns's today, we find Gracie visiting at the home of her friend and neighbor, Blanche Morton.

Blanche, I dropped by to ask your advice about something. I've got a problem. Yes, I know. What's he don't know? Oh, he hasn't done anything yet. But Saturday he's gonna have a birthday. birthday. Would you have a party? Oh no, no. Just a usual cry of celebration. George and me and a zombie cake.

Can't you bake a good cake? Oh, the cake isn't a zombie when I bake it. It's just that George has so many candles on his cake now, and he can't blow them out. He has to throw water on him.

I see. Poor George. Every year he has less and less wind and more and more candles. But that didn't sound like my problem. What will I get for him? Gracie, why don't you give George something different than original this birthday?

Like I did Harry. What did you get Harry? Well, we have a movie camera, so I took pictures of our little one and called it a day in the life of our baby. Then I gave the film to Harry.

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