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Chester Morris - Gracie the Magician

Burns and Allen · June 2, 1949 · 28 min · 3,856 words

The transcript of “Chester Morris - Gracie the Magician”, an episode of Burns and Allen first broadcast June 2, 1949. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Burns and Allen Show plays Burns and Allen free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Another cup of Maxwell House coffee, George. You're a Gracie, pour me a cup. You know Maxwell House is always good to the last. That drops good too. Yes, it's Maxwell House coffee time. Transcribed in Hollywood and starting George Burns and Gracie Allen.

Our special guest, Chester Mullis. Yours truly Toby Reed, Bebana Derriff, Bob Bents, Harry Lubin and the Maxwell House Orchestra and Bill Goodwood. For America's Thursday night, comedy and enjoyment, It's George and Gracie. And for America's everyday coffee drinking enjoyment, it's Maxwell House.

Always good to the last drop. As we join the Burnsers today, we find Gracie telling George all about a thrilling benefit performance she saw last night. And then came the best part of all George, a magic act put on by Chuck the Mar.

Yeah, I heard that magic was quite a sideline with it. quite a sideline with it. Oh he's offering me so cute. Yes. And they like them huh? Well the girls in my club voted him the magician. They'd most like to be locked in the cabinet with. I bet he vote them the women he'd most like to saw in hand. Oh Chuck DeMarr is too bad on the show.

Oh he did. Oh and I feel so sorry for that poor woman he saw in the ass. Sure I could have all the clothes made over. Gracie, he didn't really saw the woman. Oh, yes, he did.

I watched him. I'm glad it wasn't me. You wouldn't want a wife who wasn't all there. You're wrong, honey. I love you. Look, Gracie, that's just a magician's trick. Austin Wells used to saw Rita Hay with an F and it didn't hide her any of it.

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