Burns and Allen · May 16, 1946 · 29 min · 3,904 words
The transcript of “Newlyweds Next Door”, an episode of Burns and Allen first broadcast May 16, 1946. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Burns and Allen Show plays Burns and Allen free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Another cup of Maxwell House Coffee George. Sure, pour me a cup, Gracie. Maxwell House is always good to the last drop. And that's good too. Yes, it's Maxwell House Coffee Time, starring George Burns and Gracie Allen.
With yours truly Bill Goodwin, our postman, Mel Blank, Sharon Douglas, and the music of Meredith Wilson and his orchestra. For your Thursday night comedy enjoyment, it's George and Gracie. And for your everyday coffee drinking enjoyment, it's Maxwell House, with extra flavor in the blend because of choice Latin American coffees skillfully combined.
Extra flavor in the cup because radiant roast develops the full flavor of every coffee bean. And the result is that today, more people buy Maxwell House than any other brand of coffee in the world.
As we look in at the Burns home this morning, we find George and Gracie discussing the couple who have just moved in next door. What do you think of them from what you've seen, George?
Well, it's hard to say. We've only had a glimpse. The girl looks very pretty. Pretty of a me, huh? Oh, don't be silly. To me, you'll always be the prettiest girl in the whole world.
Oh, bless you, little hod. What do you think of the fellow? Well, he's kind of handsome. Handsome of the me, huh? Oh, bless you, little heart. Yeah, yeah, bless it. Of course, I do know a few things about them just from watching the furniture and stuff.
They moved into the house. For instance, they're very affectionate. You can tell that from the furniture? Oh sure, from the love seat. Only one side of it's worn down. I see what you mean. And naturally, I know that he's an important man, somebody with a lot of influence.
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