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Gracie Wants a Job for Christmas Money

Burns and Allen · November 28, 1946 · 29 min · 3,852 words

The transcript of “Gracie Wants a Job for Christmas Money”, an episode of Burns and Allen first broadcast November 28, 1946. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Burns and Allen Show plays Burns and Allen free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Another cup of Maxwell House Coffee George? Sure. Pour me a cup, Gracie. You know, Maxwell House is always good to the last... ...drop. And that drops good too. Yes, it's Maxwell House Coffee Time, starring George Burns and Gracie Allens.

With yours truly Bill Goodwin, the music of Meredith Wilson and his orchestra, Walter Tettley, and our happy postman, Mel Blank. For your Thursday night comedy enjoyment is George and Gracie. And for your everyday coffee drinking enjoyment, it's Maxwell House.

The coffee that gives you so much more, for so little more, that it's bought and enjoyed by more people than any other brand of coffee in the world. Yes, Maxwell House. Expertly blended and radiant roasted for rich mellow, extra flavor.

Maxwell House, the coffee that's always good to the last drop. As we look in at the Burns home today, we find Gracie on the telephone talking with her friend, Blanche Morton. I'd love to go Christmas shopping with your Blanche, but I've already spent the allowance George gave me.

Oh sure, George will give me some more money. All I have to do is tickle him in the ribs. With a gun. Tic Blanche, how do you get money out of your husband? Wait on him, huh?

Bring him his pipe and slippers. Well, I've never tried that pipe and slipper routine on George. Maybe it'll... Uh-oh, here he comes down to breakfast. I'll try and call you later. Goodbye. Good morning, Gracie.

Mm-hmm. Breakfast ready? Oh, ready, darling. Sit down and let me take off your shoes. I just put my shoes on. Don't argue, dear. I want to wait on you. Bring in your slippers. Gracie, let go of my feet.

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