Gracie's Dented Fender

Are you reducing tooth decay with Amadent, Ammoniated Toothpaste? Well, answer the man George! Cross-gracy, I use Amadent twice a day! You can smile when you say that! Yes, it's the Amadent Show, transcribed in Hollywood and starring George Burns and Gracie Allen with yours truly Bill Goodwin, the Benadyrid Halmarch, Marvin Miller, Wally Mayer, Harry Lubin and the Amadent Orchestra.

For healthy laughter, it's George and Gracie. And for healthier teeth, for fewer cavities, it's Amadent Toothpaste. As we look in at the Burns home, we find George engaged in his favorite pastime. Lazy, I wanna be lazy.

Wanna just lie in the sun, with no work to be done. Under that only, they call the sky. Stretching and you're home. Oh, that's beautiful sugar throw. Isn't that a great song? To me, that's one of the greatest things Irving Berlin has ever written.

Why don't you sing that on our radio program again so you'll get that nice present, Irving Berlin, promised you. You could use some new clothes. Irving Berlin promised me a present? Don't you remember? The last time you sang it, he sent a telegram and said, sing my song again and I will bring suit.

He can afford one with two pairs of pants. He's a very rich man. Been writing songs for 35 years. How did he make his money? Selling pickles. Gracie, he just sits in the house and money keeps pouring in.

Well, why doesn't he get the house fixed? You know you can make a lot of money composing songs. Do you know that Star Dust has made over a million dollars? Really? What did he compose?

He wrote a tune called, Hokey Carmichael. Sometimes I wonder why I spend that lonely hokey dreaming of a Carmichael. I like it? Well, the melody isn't much but those abuse words. Pretty words, aren't they?