Babysitting for Kay Kyser

Another couple of Maxwell House coffee jars. Sure, pour me a cup, Gracie. You know Maxwell House is always good to the land. No! And that drops good too. Yes, it's Maxwell House coffee time, starring George Burns and Gracie Allen.

With our special guest tonight, K. Kaiser, yours truly Toby Reed, Gail Gordon, Elliott Lewis, Jerry Hosner, Meredith Wilson, and the Maxwell House Orchestra, and Bill Goodwin. For America's Thursday night comedy enjoyment, it's George and Gracie.

And for America's everyday coffee drinking enjoyment, it's Maxwell House. Always good to the last drop. As we join the Burnsers today, we find Gracie seated at the soda fountain at the cornered drugstore. There you are, Mrs. Burns, a double banana split with six kinds of ice cream, hot fudge, marshmallow syrup, Mariskino cherries nuts and whipped cream. Thanks, Al. What would you like to drink with that? Oh

Better make it great juice. I'm trying to lose weight Okay, they are Isn't that cake eyes are heading over this way? Yeah, yeah, that's the old professor. Oh my goodness It looks like he's in a tram. Well, he's been that way ever since his new baby arrived He has to take care of it and it keeps them up all night. Oh the poor man

Let me have a milkshay gal. What flavor Mr. Kaiser? Carla Veron. I mean chocolate. And pass me the nipple. I mean destroy. Oh hello Gracie. Hello K. I hope you'll excuse my parents Gracie. I'm really pushed.

Yeah, you do need a shave. I mean I'm tired. Oh. Well congratulations on your new baby K. I'd love to see it. Brand new baby, they're so cute. Yeah, they look like little wrinkled up old men.