Nobody Remembers George's Birthday

Another couple of Maxwell House Coffee George? Sure. Pour me a cup, Bracy. Maxwell House is always good to the last. Drop. And that drop's good too. Yes, it's Maxwell House Coffee Time, starring George Burns and Gracie Allen.

With yours truly Bill Goodwin, the music of Meredith Wilson and his orchestra and our happy postman. For your Thursday night comedy enjoyment, it's George and Gracie. for your everyday coffee drinking enjoyment, it's Maxwell House. The coffee that gives you so much more, or so little more, that it's bought and enjoyed by more people than any other

brand of coffee in the world. Yes, Maxwell House, expertly blended and radiant roasted for rich mellow extra flavor. Maxwell House, the coffee that's always good to the last drop. Well, this is a very special day in the Burns home. It's George's birthday, but the little Man is far from festive only Gracie remembered the great occasion and he's

pretty upset about it happy birthday dear you've been saying that all morning so fire the only one who said it here it is noon and not one card or telegram a phone called have I got for darling weren't you please when you went into the bathroom this morning and found the little surprise I fixed for you well not many

wives would think of squeezing toothpaste on the floor to spell out birthday a greeting pupsy boy. No, not many. Of course, it spoiled the effect a little when your foot slipped and the greetings and you fell right on the booksy.

Yeah. But the feeling was there. It still is. Happy birthday dear. Yeah, happy, happy, happy. What's the use, Gracie? I'm just a nobody. Oh, don't say that, George. Why, you're one of the greatest men this country has ever produced.