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Marrying off Eddie Cantor's Daughter

Burns and Allen · October 3, 1946 · 29 min · 4,121 words

The transcript of “Marrying off Eddie Cantor's Daughter”, an episode of Burns and Allen first broadcast October 3, 1946. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Burns and Allen Show plays Burns and Allen free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Another cup of Maxwell House coffee, George. Sure. Pour me a cup, Gracie. You know that Maxwell House is always good to the last. Oh! Drop. And that drops good, too. Yes, it's Maxwell House Coffee Time, starring George Burns and Gracie Alice.

With your struly bill good win, the music of Meredith Wilson and his orchestra are happy postman and our guest, Eddie Kenner. For your Thursday night comedy enjoyment, it's George and Gracie. for your everyday coffee drinking enjoyment, it's Maxwell House.

The coffee that gives you so much more for so little more, that it's bought and enjoyed by more people than any other brand of coffee in the world. Yes, Maxwell House, the coffee that's always good to the last drop.

Well tonight we find George and Gracie just starting home from the neighborhood movie. How'd you like the picture, Gracie? I loved it. Mmm, the way that Humphrey Bogad handles women. Bo God's loaded with sex appeal, all right?

Yeah. You know, George, whenever I see him in person, he reminds me of you. He does? Uh-huh. He always says, how's George? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Boogies, Mappelle. How did you like Lauren Bacall?

Dynamite. They're married, aren't they? Yeah, but gee, they sure did not like it. Yeah, I'd like to talk to Boogies someday. What about? Well, a man is naturally curious to know what it's like to be married to a gorgeous, seductive siren.

Well, I don't think our marriage is any of his business. I'll quit while I'm ahead. Here comes our bus, Gracie. Oh, George, let's not take the bus. Let's walk home through the park. What for?

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