Burns and Allen · January 6, 1949 · 29 min · 3,899 words
The transcript of “Guest - Gregory Peck”, an episode of Burns and Allen first broadcast January 6, 1949. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Burns and Allen Show plays Burns and Allen free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Another couple of Maxwell House coffee, George. Sure, pour me a cup, Gracy. You know Maxwell House is always good to the last... Yum! ...and that drab's good too. Yes, it's Maxwell House Coffee Time, starring George Burns and Gracie Allen.
With our special guest, Gregory Peck and yours truly Toby Reed, Bebana Derrat, Paula Winslow, Doris Singleton, Harry Lubin, and the Maxwell House Orchestra, and Bill Goodwin. For America's Thursday night comedy enjoyment is George and Gracie.
And for America's everyday coffee drinking enjoyment, it's Maxwell House. The coffee that's bought and enjoyed by more people than any other brand at any price. Yes, Maxwell House. Always good to the last drop. Well, tonight we find Gracie under friend Dorothy Demeling in a movie theater gazing roughly at their favorite picture star Gregory Peck.
Oh, look at him, Dorothy. Isn't gorgeous. Oh, magnificent. That face. It's just a mouth and a nose and two eyes, but what an assembly job. Yeah. Why do people have to make that silly noise?
I don't know what happens every time we come to a theater. Yeah. Oh, look. Gregory Pepsi's his wife's coming up the wall. He's gonna open the door for us. Oh, look at the way he strides across that room.
Don't you love those beautiful long legs? Oh, yes. They're like two tall, eucalyptus-free, with pants on. What a sweet thought. Now he's opening the door. She's coming in. Sterling, have you missed me? Oh, yes, my beloved.
Every minute has seemed like a year. My darling, your cold. Here's something to warn you. Old scientists are fooling around with atomic heat. What snook, yes. Who's rude people? Come on, Dorothy, let's go home.
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