Burns and Allen · March 10, 1949 · 29 min · 4,107 words
The transcript of “Gracie the Girl Scout Leader”, an episode of Burns and Allen first broadcast March 10, 1949. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Burns and Allen Show plays Burns and Allen free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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I've never kept a Maxwell House coffee, Judge. You'll call me a cup, Gracey. You know, Maxwell House is always good to the loud... Lock. That drops good, too. Yes, it's Maxwell House coffee time, starring George Burns and Gracie Allen.
With yours truly, Toby Reed, Mary Lee Rob, Anne Whitfield, Georgine Price, Gail Gordon, Harry Lubin, and the Maxwell House Orchestra, and Bill Goodwin. For America's Thursday night, Comedy enjoyment is George and safety and for America's everyday coffee drinking enjoyment It's Maxwell house good to the last drop Every now and then grace against the morning paper before George does and then George has treated to an interpretation of current events
That shouldn't happen to Drew Pearson As we join the Burns is now Gracie is reading and commenting on the news See, look at this headline, George. It says that in West Virginia, four men held up a train.
I really must have been strong. Uh, Gracie... No trains are very heavy. Yes, yes. They're hard to lift. Yes. Oh, listen to this. Alaska is going to become a state. And it says it'll be the biggest state in the Union.
That's right. Alaska's even bigger than Texas. Wow. Yeah. When she comes in, we'll have 49 states. Now Judge, we'll still ask 48. How come? If the last girl's bigger, Texas will quit. You, uh, you could be right, you know.
Oh, now I hear something I don't believe. It says the Girl Scouts are celebrating their 37th birthday this week. You can believe that, Gracie. That's true. Really? Sure. Well, they certainly must teach those girls to take care of themselves.
You know, I... I have yet to see a Girl Scout who looks 37. Uh, Gracie. I think I'll join and learn how to do it. Look, the organization is 37 years old, not the girls.
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