George And Gracie Offered Lead in Dulcy

Are you reducing tooth decay with Amadent, Ammoniated Toothpaste? Well, Lance the Man George! Of course, Gracie. I use Amadent twice a day. You can smile when you say that. This is the Amadent show, transcribed in Hollywood and starring George Burns and Gracie Ellis.

With your extremely mil good wind, be Benadyrin, Hal March, Marvin Miller, Harry Lubin and the Amadent Orchestra. For healthy laughter, it's George and Gracie. And for healthier teeth, for fewer cavities, it's Amadent toothpaste. Well, last week George wrote a song, which he thinks will be as big as his last hit in the heart of a cherry.

We find him now entering the offices of a recording company, where he intends to put his new song on wax. If he does, I hope somebody lights the wig. Excuse me for staring, but you look familiar.

Have a listen to the radio? All the time. Ever hear Burns and Alan? Sure, do you know them? Yes. I'm one in the act. The dumb one? Yeah, you think they can sing? Yes, I know.

I happen to be George Burns. No kidding. I'm on your hands. Listen, for your information, I once made a record for this company. Two sweethearts nestled closely, honey, for quite a while. Yes, I remember.

Mr. Davis, the president of this company, signed me personally. Yeah. Mr. Davis will never forget that. Uh, by the way, how many records did you press? 5,000. How many were sold? How many did you buy?

Did you buy? Two. That's how many we sold. What happened to the others? You know those flying sources you read about? Yeah. No. They weren't. Excuse me, Ms. Harris. I washed the windows and scrubbed the floors.