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Cary Grant Speaks To The Uplifters

Burns and Allen · November 13, 1947 · 29 min · 2,934 words

The transcript of “Cary Grant Speaks To The Uplifters”, an episode of Burns and Allen first broadcast November 13, 1947. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Burns and Allen Show plays Burns and Allen free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Let's meet the people who live in the burnout, George and Gracie. We find Gracie talking to her friend and fellow clubwoman, Blanche Morten. There'd be a meeting of the Beverly Hills Up at the Society at 2 o'clock.

And I'll just speak with the Carrie, for the Carrie Grant. Oh, I wouldn't trade my Harry, you hear? Now I have to name my husband, look, but they've got other qualities that he has and got.

You bet, plenty of them, dozen, hundred thousands. We should have a think of one. Me too. That grants got everything. Oh yes, the lady died twinkle when he looked at you. You? You're Georgia guys twinkle.

Only when the light hits the five-hour call. I'm going to get busy and tell the girls about the meeting. Uh, by the way, Grace, will George let us meet you? No, no, he won't. I'll have to trip him and believe in the house.

I know. I'll tell him to go for a call. Well, won't get suspicious. No, I'll be very subtle about it. I'll sneak into the subject of golf very gradually. And you look good. Hello there. Hello.

Oh, not at the beautiful next time you're wearing it. Oh, thank you. No, go take off. Play golf? Yes, you're awfully good, Otis. Well, I have been playing pretty hot golf lately. Yes, for the eye, uh, I want a match from Jack Bennett.

I'm surprised you get that much. A golf match? Oh! That is your pretty good doppler. Gets her on in the middle suddenly. Mm-hmm, I knew he wasn't in the 38th. LAUGHTER We don't understand. Pa is 76.

Mm, older than daddy, huh? LAUGHTER You can't say that two years older. And let's get the whole thing. Good job. You can't stay here. First year. You can't get me out of the house. Me?

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