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Rudy Vallee - Emily Vanderlip's Boyfriend

Burns and Allen · June 16, 1949 · 28 min · 3,864 words

The transcript of “Rudy Vallee - Emily Vanderlip's Boyfriend”, an episode of Burns and Allen first broadcast June 16, 1949. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Burns and Allen Show plays Burns and Allen free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Another cup of Max Willhouse Coffee George? Sure, a poor me cup, Gracey. You know Max Willhouse is always good to the lounge. Stop. That drop's good too. Yes, it's Max Willhouse Coffee Time, transcribed in Hollywood, and starring George Burns and Gracie Allen.

With our special guest Rudy Bali, yours truly Toby Reed, Mary Lee Rob, Dick Cramer, Harry Louven of the Max Willhouse Orchestra, and Bill Goodwin. For America's Thursday night comedy enjoyment, it's George and Gracie. And for Americans every day, coffee drinking enjoyment, it's Maxwell House.

Always good to the last drop. The Burns' next door neighbors, the Vanderlifts, are out of town for a few days, and their teenage daughter Emily has moved in with George and Gracie until her parents return.

It's a balmy romantic night in June as we go to the Burns' house, and Emily is on the front porch saying good night to her teenage boyfriend. Do you have to go in, Emily? Yes, Rudy.

Mr. and Mrs. Burns are already asleep. Thanks for taking me to the coconut growth tonight. Gosh, that's all right. You paid your own way. I didn't mind. Someday I'll have a better job and make more money.

I won't always be third-assistant soda jerk. You bet you won't. Someday you'll be the highest-paid jerk in town. She's thanks, Emily. I loved the way you sang in my ear while we were dancing. I'm a lousy singer.

Oh, I don't care. I loved it. And I love you, Rudy. I love you, Emily. And someday you'll be my wife. Mrs. Rudolph Shrekenhorse. This is Rudolph Shrekenhorse. That's beautiful. Well, honeymoon will have. In the distance, I can already hear the roar of Niagara Falls.

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