Ronald Reagan

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Yes, it's the Amadense Show, transcribed in Hollywood and starring George Burns and Gracie Ellis. With our special guest, Ronald Reagan, your truly Bill Goodwin, V. Benadarit Halmarch, Marvin Miller, Harry Lubin, and the Amadense Orchestra.

for healthy laughter at george and great and for healthier teeth for fewer cavities amadent toothpaste the theatrical club to which george burns belongs the fryers is giving a testimonial dinner for movie star ronald reagan and george is going to be one of the speakers we find him now preparing his speech great to have got a very funny opening

would you like to hear it Tries, friends, Toastmaster, and honored guest-running Regan. As I look at our guest-a-bunner, I'm reminded of a story. It seems that you... Oh, John, I heard a terribly funny story that would make a great opening for you, Steve.

Oh, John. Look, I've got an opening, and... As I look at our... Gracie, please. Oh, I can't help but, John. It's the funniest story I ever heard. Well, if it's that funny, that's her. I wish I could remember it.

I'll use the opening I've got. It seems a shame to have to write a whole new speech. Why don't you just change the name and use the same speech you made with Sophie Tucker? A brilliant idea. I'll say, um, tonight we pay tribute to Ronnie Reagan, the last of the Red Hot Mama.

Tracy, what I said about Sophie Tucker wouldn't fit Ronnie Reagan. No, huh? No. You see, one was discovered singing in a restaurant and the other playing football. restaurant and the other playing football. Oh really? Where did Sophie play football?