Marlene Dietrich - George Has a Cold

Another couple of Maxwell House Coffee George. Sure, call me a cup, Gratian. You know Maxwell House is always good to the last... ...drop. That draft's good too. Yes, it's Maxwell House Coffee Time, starting George Burns and Grace Yellow.

Our special guest, Marlena Dietrich. Yours Julie Toby Reed, B. Benadereb, Harry Luebhen of the Maxwell House Orchestra, and Bill Goodlin. For America's Thursday night comedy and enjoyment, it's George and Gracie. And for Americans every day, coffee drinking enjoyment, it's Maxwell House.

Always good to the last drop. Officially, there are three more days until spring, but George Burns decided not to wait. He caught cold today. We find him now propped up in bed surrounded by blankets and hot water bottles, with Gracie hovering over him like a mother bird.

Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Is it sometimes? Thank you. Right here, darling. Try a teaspoon of this. Oh. Open wide. Bad. It's bad. E. Holy smoke. Stuff tastes like shampoo. We'll not try to taste a teaspoon of this.

Ahem. Come on. Take it off the little man. That's the way. That tastes like hand lotion. Aww, thank God. Well. The glass has got that straightened out. Well, the labels came off these two. I brought these two bottles and I was just...

They mean I swallowed shampoo and hand lotion? Mm-hmm, but it won't hurt you. In fact, it might help you. You have the cleanest, softest tummy in town. All the nitwit. No wonder the National Safety Council slogan is, don't be a gracy.

Now, I still do. Well, I put this mustard plaster down you. Hold it. What kind of a mustard plaster is that? It's red. Well, I couldn't find any mustard, so I made you a ketchup.