The Uplifters Society Monitors Inflation

Another cup of Maxwell House Coffee George. Sure. Pour me a cup, Gracey. You know Maxwell House is always good to the last drop. And that drops good too. Yes, it's Maxwell House Coffee Time, starring George Burns and Gracie Allen, with yours truly Bill Goodwin, the music of Meredith Wilson and his orchestra, Mel Blank, Bernafouton, Elvia Almond, Margaret Braden,

and the Ladies of the Beverly Hills Uplift Society. For your Thursday night comedy enjoyment, it's George and Gracie. And for your everyday coffee drinking enjoyment, it's Maxwell House. The coffee that's always good to the last drop.

Now it's morning as we look in at the Burns Home and George is just coming downstairs. A happy, carefree husband coming down to have breakfast with his wife. As he reaches the foot of the stairs, music bursts from his lips.

Ain't this for having all my myself? Music bursts from his lips. And Mr. Heaven, I'm happy I'm a show-band. Well, access close as we can get. He calls Gailie to his wife. Oh, Gracie, you big kissable daddy is up.

Here's volcano lips. Isn't that disgusting? But pity him, ladies and gentlemen, for a terrible fate awaits him. Little does he know that meeting in the den is that vein of his existence. Gracie's club, the Beverly Hills Uplift Society.

So innocently he searches for his wife. He looks in the kitchen. Go, Gay. No response. He looks in the dining room. Hey, go, Gay. No response. Now he walks to the den door. No, George, don't open it.

Oh, wait a minute. No. They can't be in there. I sprayed that den only yesterday. He stands for a moment frozen with horror. Then Fright gives way to anger. He calls upon his manhood. Again, no response.