Gracie Pretends to Be Bill Goodwins Wife

Daring George Burns and Gracie Alice. With yours truly Bill Goodwin and the music of Meredith Wilson and his orchestra. Here's Meredith Wilson with his chiffon arrangement of If I Love You. At the Burns home today we find George and Gracie discussing the problems of their next door neighbor, Meredith Wilson.

So Meredith has got us up over George. He has a date tonight and I want you to give him some advice about women. What? A game? Why doesn't his father have a talk with him?

Oh, oh, oh, oh! His father is even shy with women and narratives. Oh, so he got a shyness from his father? Yes, and not only affected narratives, but his ten brothers and fourteen sisters. Ah!

Well, I don't think I'm the one to advise him about women. Oh, I'll bet you know plenty about women, George Bird. I wouldn't be surprised if he was to be quite a writing man. Me?

Oh, a little, maybe. You handsome rascal. I'll bet you were plenty of complications for fastness, exposments. Yeah, took plenty of things away from George Hollis too. Don't tell me you don't know anything about women. I knew the first time I kissed you that you'd been kissed before. You were dynamite. Really? You kissed almost

as good as I did. Thanks. So you will have a talk with Marigus. Well I guess it is sort of selfish of me to keep all my vast knowledge about women to myself. They didn't used to call me volcano lips for nothing. Well you've forgotten more about love than most men ever knew. Yeah I guess I have. I

I wish you could remember a little of it. I'll try. Oh, this must be married. Come in. Howdy, folks. Hello, Meredith. Gracie tells me you have a date tonight, Meredith. Surely you have. Her name is Peggy and I'm awful anxious to make a good impression.