Burns and Allen · September 26, 1944 · 30 min · 2,864 words
The transcript of “George The Plumber”, an episode of Burns and Allen first broadcast September 26, 1944. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Burns and Allen Show plays Burns and Allen free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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You service men and women to enjoy another pleasant visit with George Burns and Gracie Allen our tenor Jimmy Cash and Felix Mills Mis Orchestra and now meet the people who live in the Burns House George and Gracie Down George Mrs. Regan will have breakfast ready in the minute. Well wasn't it wonderful of mother to send it to her
She was without family for 20 years, you know, I know Husband took every century And I might stuq some lots of things, but may lightning strike me if I'd ever take money from a woman.
Yeah, me too. What's the weather forecast? Uh, clear. Yeah, me too. Isn't this is made in a wonderful cook? She makes such delicious Irish dishes. Mm, but I'm getting a little tired of chowder all the time.
But George, I thought you liked chowder. I do, but not in the morning with my Wheaties. Well, I spoke to her about that year. There'll be no more Wheaties than Chowder. Good. This morning she's got to save you, Greg next to Chowder.
Well, that's better, Hank. Well, good morning, folks. Are you ready for your breakfast? Well, of course you are. Everybody's ready for breakfast at this hour of the morning. And I know you folks are no different than anybody else.
You are, and you know. No, but Mrs. Reagan, this morning I want my breakfast without childa. You mean you don't like my childa? Oh, don't pay any attention to him, Mrs. Reagan. You make the most delicious childa in the world.
Oh, it isn't that good. Yes, it isn't, Mrs. Reagan. I'll go on with you. Really? I don't believe it. Well, now that I think of it, father didn't care much for it. You're a father didn't like any liquid, but he couldn't draw the form off of you.
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