Burns and Allen · May 9, 1944 · 27 min · 3,328 words
The transcript of “George's Door to Door Campaign”, an episode of Burns and Allen first broadcast May 9, 1944. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Burns and Allen Show plays Burns and Allen free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Oh, George! This is Bill Goodwin, inviting all you servicemen and women to enjoy another pleasant visit with George Burns and Gracie Allen, our tenor Jimmy Cash and Felix Mills New Orchestra. And now, meet the people who live in the Burns House, George and Gracie.
Well, now that Mr. Burns is running for political office, Mrs. Burns is more proud of him than ever. And here she is, pleading her little candidate his breakfast. Would the second assistant step to keep seeing Councilman from the third district like another piece of help?
No thanks. Would the second assistant substitute city councilman from the third district after another cover copy? I don't believe so. Would the second assistant substitute town calling me? William A as well get used to it George.
After the election everyone will call you back. They will not. I want people to call me what they've always called me. Even my mother? Well in her case I'll make an exception. In any way, I'm not elected yet. Gordon hates me when you know.
Oh, don't make me laugh. Even the morning paper says that garden tase is a very slim chain. Really? Well, not in those words, but that's all he could have. It says right here, George Burns has a fat chain. Oh, fine. If you're finished, you better care if you're out of your appointment for the day. My appointment? Sure. Like all big politicians, every minute
of your day is just crammed with important topics to the people. I've written them out for you in time of this my day. I can't read this quickly. Well that's because I had to get out of bus to ride it.
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