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Guest - Walter Pidgeon

Burns and Allen · November 16, 1943 · 32 min · 2,676 words

The transcript of “Guest - Walter Pidgeon”, an episode of Burns and Allen first broadcast November 16, 1943. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Burns and Allen Show plays Burns and Allen free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Bill Goodwin speaking for Lever Brothers makers of Swan the new white floating soap that's pure as fine cast deals. Well it's Tuesday night again time for another pleasant visit with George Burns and Gracie Allen and their guest the star of the Metro Goldwood Mayor picture Madame Curie Walter Pigeon with Jimmy Cash Felix Mills and his orchestra and

now meet the people who live in the Burns House George and Gracie. Well it's morning in the Burns House and George is upstairs dressing. Gracie is just answering the front door. Grace, look out your living room window quick!

Oh, Branch, what is it? A new neighbor's moving in next door to you and wait till I tell you who it is you'll find! Move it! What's it, Pigeon? What's the Pigeon, the actor? Uh-huh!

You mean Mr. Gregoracen? What's it, Bill? Oh, Mr. Goram. Just a dog him on the screen. Why would the bombs are exploding all around him and his house is being blown up? Nobody could light a pipe like he can.

Oh, he's so romantic! Oh, yeah. Look, here comes his living room furniture. Ah, he does. Okay. Oh, that's a pretty coffee table, isn't it? Oh, yeah. And I just love that bridge lamp. Gracie, look!

And it looks like such a comfortable sofa. You're telling me? We used to have one just like that. It'd hold me before I got married. Yeah, but you had George on it. Well, of course I did.

And I wouldn't trade one George Bush for 20-wall decisions. Well, that's what makes horse racing. Just a matter of place. You like one crazy, you're gonna cheer... Oh, yeah, I'm not a hero. And the top draw is open.

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