Join Potato Plus

Transcripts › Burns and Allen

Jack Benny In The Beauty Shop

Burns and Allen · November 2, 1943 · 28 min · 3,868 words

The transcript of “Jack Benny In The Beauty Shop”, an episode of Burns and Allen first broadcast November 2, 1943. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Burns and Allen Show plays Burns and Allen free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

Machine transcript (may contain errors).

Transcript

This is Bill Goodwin speaking for Lever Brothers makers of swan the new wide floating soap that's pure as fine cast deals Well, it's Tuesday night again time for another pleasant visit with George Burns and Gracie Allen our guests Jack Benny Jimmy Cash Felix Mills in his Orchestra and the Swan Tech and now meet the people who live in the Burns House

George and Gracie Well, it's morning in the Burns home and George is just coming downstairs to leave for the office Good morning, damn Darling, look what the Postman just brought you. A present from Pat O'Brien.

Oh, I bet Pat O'Soury started that rumor about me being a juggler. Open the package, Dan. I met him yesterday and I told him a few jokes. I guess that convinced him I was a comedian.

What are you laughing about? What's in the package? A set of Indian clubs. Next time I get my hands on that... Oh, sure, it's my... Believe me. Before long, everybody will know that you're not a juggler.

They'll know you for what you really are. And, uh, what, uh, what is that? Well, a singer of course. Oh, that. Oh, sure. I wrote to our sponsors suggested that you sing on our program every week.

That's the twelfth time. Yeah, but this time he answered. Say, that's a good sign. Open the letter. Mm, well, it'll be Crosby here, you sing. You retire and start to raise a family. Oh, Gracie.

I'm not better than Crosby. As good maybe, but, uh... Well, I... Open the letter. What is the sponsor saying? Believe me, there are plenty of other big programs that would like to have George Burns as a singer.

Read the full transcript with Potato Plus

85 more paragraphs, about 27 more minutes of the episode. Potato Plus is every episode on demand from any moment, every transcript in full and unlimited transcript search, for $5 a month.

Potato Plus opens soon: join the list

All Burns and Allen transcripts · Search every transcript · The archive

The weekly note

New channels, the best find from the archive, and what is coming up. One email a week.

LIVE
Open