Cowboy Love Tales

Well hello, come right in. Oh, Joe. This is Bill Goodwin. Speaking for Lever Brothers, makers of Swan, the new white floating soap that's pure as fine cast deals. Well, it's Tuesday night again, time for another pleasant visit with George Burns and Gracie Allen, Jimmy Cash, Felix Mills and his orchestra, and the Swan Tet.

While I'm there in the air with my head in the clouds, I think I'm someone who lives in the Burns House, George and Gracie.

Well, this morning in the Burns home, and George is upstairs getting ready to leave for the office. Gracie is in the kitchen talking with a woman from the east who has just moved in next door.

Oh, I know you've got a lover here in California, Miss Fingle. Especially the weather. Don't like the weather. Too nice. Too nice. Young folks go on picnics. Get romantic. Get married. Oh, well, I never saw it as bad.

Well, Enva, you'll enjoy the house you bought. Did you notice all the flowers in the eyes? How is the odds? Don't like flowers. Who's picking? Who's pretty? Yeah. Young folks smell them. Get ideas. Get married.

What? I'm goodness. You said they are down on marriage. Don't you like men? Men are different. Oh. Hey, gums. Really? That's custom. Young ones run after women. Old ones crawl. You're married. Oh, yes. Yes, I have a fine husband.

I'm a good husband. I'm a good husband. I'm a good husband. I'm a good husband. I'm a good husband. I'm a good husband. I'm a good husband. I have a fine husband, pre-war. Uh, wouldn't you like to get married?

Huh! Brother, get round. Round? Oh, I wouldn't. And when I'm married, yours mother offered me my choice too. How did your husband do? Because I'd chase women. Yeah. Oh, he doesn't chase women. Not my husband.