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Huckleberry Bucket

Burns and Allen · February 23, 1943 · 28 min · 3,777 words

The transcript of “Huckleberry Bucket”, an episode of Burns and Allen first broadcast February 23, 1943. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Burns and Allen Show plays Burns and Allen free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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This is Bill Goodwin speaking for Leave a Brothers, makers of Swan, the new white floating soul. Well, it's Tuesday night again, time for another pleasant visit with George Burns and Gracie Allen. Their guests, the Arkansas traveler Bob Burns, Jimmy Cash and Paul Whiteman and his music.

And now meet the people who live in the Burns house, George and Gracie. Well, the Burnsers are getting ready to leave for New York to entertain the soldiers in some of our Eastern Army camps.

Right now, they're in the middle of packing, and suitcases are scattered everywhere. In fact, George hasn't seen so many bags since the last meeting of the Beverly Hills uplift society. What? Gracie, we're only gonna be in New York three weeks.

Do we need all these suitcases? Yes, dear. Now, this little bag has things we'll need on the train, like toothbrushes, your razor, my cold cream and perfume, yolo and do my hands. Are you waiting for on the train?

Oh, well, I just put that on top so the bottles won't travel around and get broken. Look, honey, I'll be embarrassed. Every time we want to get something out of the bag, we'll have to drag out my long underwear.

No, we won't. Your underwear has the cutest little doll right in the back. Never mind. Gracie, the long underwear out. I'll take it out. Out. Out. Now, what did you pack in the trunk? Oh, let's see.

Now, in the trunk, I have your suits, my dresses. Blanche Morton's trombone, your shoes. Blanche Morton's trombone? Yes. We're taking that to New York? Uh-huh. Blanche gave it to me along with a book of instructions.

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