Successful Marriage Manual

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On to George. Gracie has sent away to the successful marriage institute for their booklet on how to keep husbands happy. She is now on the telephone discussing it with her spinsed her girlfriend, Tootsie Saguo.

Let's listen in. Yes, yes Tootsie. It's a course that tells wives how to keep their husbands completely fascinated. What? No, no. I had a nail to your house because George must know about it. You see, I want to fascinate him secretly.

Huh? Uh-huh. So the minute you get it, breathe right over here and we'll...uh-uh. Here comes George. Bye. Grishie, what were you talking to Tootsie about? I'm gonna touch you about. Who? Me? Yeah, what were you and...

...treat you to talk about? Oh, uh... ...the weather? ...asking me or telling me? No, I'm telling you. We were talking about the weather. Well, you girls better be careful with those military secrets. Oh, that's silly.

How can they keep the weather a secret? You just look out the window and there it is. Well, uh, we don't want the japs to know what kind of weather we're having in California. Oh, well, they wouldn't care anyway.

They all like very, very cold weather. Japs only like very, very cold weather? Sure. paper that they even left Alaska because I got too hot for them. I, um, I think you got something there.