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The Five Thousand Dollar Mink Coat

Burns and Allen · January 27, 1941 · 32 min · 3,928 words

The transcript of “The Five Thousand Dollar Mink Coat”, an episode of Burns and Allen first broadcast January 27, 1941. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Burns and Allen Show plays Burns and Allen free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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mink quote fagu fagu fagu fagu fagu and but you can stop being such a comic and that goes for everybody here i don't want to hear any more about the mink code i gave away last week i let that talk about it mean the one you gave kobina right union yes i don't want to talk about it about

I gave Cabino right junior. And why did he bring it up? I didn't bring it up. You're the blame for the whole thing. I didn't expect it to accept the code. Amelia, you wanted to think that I was a big shot, and what happened?

You had to talk her into it. Oh, that's all I did. You can do something for me sometime. Gracie, you don't understand. Did anybody ever invite you out to dinner knowing that you couldn't accept?

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