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George Tries To Impress Fifi

Burns and Allen · November 4, 1940 · 28 min · 3,853 words

The transcript of “George Tries To Impress Fifi”, an episode of Burns and Allen first broadcast November 4, 1940. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Burns and Allen Show plays Burns and Allen free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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From Hollywood, The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show for Horm Allen Spam. Hey ZP people, revup, Blotburns, Gracie Allen, Artichal, and it's off install. From singing glee, we're the smoothies street, Last but not least, it's with Bud Houston.

Now it's time for fun with Burns and Allen and time for you to discover the way women all over the country have learned how to give the family a breakfast that is different. Serve Spam and Eggs. Just open a can of Spam, cut off slices of this delicious meat, and fry quickly in a hot pan. Man alive how those golden brown sizzling hot slices of tender,

juicy, taste tempting meat make a hit. The family will say, gee mom, that's the best breakfast we've had in a long time. That's because Spam is different. A combination of pork shoulder meat to make Spam sweet and juicy, and the ham meat it takes to give Spam that extra flavor and goodness. Look for this sentence, pork shoulder meat with ham meat added on the

label of the Spam can. Then you'll know you're getting the real thing, the genuine S-P-A-M Spam. First of our great big happy spammily, George and Gracie! Thank you very much. Well Gracie, tonight is electiony. Tomorrow is the big day. You go to the polls and you vote for You'd like to have with you for the next four years.

Oh, it's Drow. Who are you gonna vote for? Clark Abel. Gracie, Clark Abel is handsome, romantic, great lover, has a lot of personality, but he knows absolutely nothing about politics. Well, nobody is perfect. Look, try to understand. In order to run for office, you have to belong to a certain party.

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