Burns and Allen · October 7, 1940 · 29 min · 3,039 words
The transcript of “George Disguises Himself as a Woman”, an episode of Burns and Allen first broadcast October 7, 1940. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Burns and Allen Show plays Burns and Allen free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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From Hollywood, the George Burns and Gracie Alan show for Harm Alan Spam. Crazy people for singing glee with a smoothie street. Let's put Nutleston with Bud Heaton.
Yes, sir, more fun again with Burns and Alan and more hints about perking up fall meals with Spam, the meat of many uses.
You realize that Spam has become one of the nation's most economical time-saving and delicious mealtime aids, or here's the reason. Spam, S-P-A-M, is grand tasting meat, a perfect blend of pure pork shoulder with ham meat added, cooked and seasoned according to Spam's carefully guarded formula. Now, the reason you serve certain kinds of food is because they taste good and
are good for you. Spam has both delicious flavor and quality plus the fact that you can serve it cold just as it comes from the can, bake it, fry it, dice it or slice it. Try Spam, Try one new way to serve this meat of many uses tomorrow.
Just ask your food dealer for spam, use the simple easy recipes on the label of the spam can and you're all set to give your family good food for breakfast, lunch or dinner. Well, as you all know, Huey Salas the gangster has been threatening to kill George.
To avoid being recognized, George dressed up in Gracie's clothes and pretended he was her Aunt Clara. Believe it or not, Huey Salas fell in love with Aunt Clara and proposed marriage at the point of a gun. So tonight we bring you Gracie Allen and that blushing bride, George Burns.
How? Oh Gracie, where's the bride? Outside getting a shake. Oh this is going to be a great marriage. I can just see the blushing bride lighting the husband's pipe with her cigar. Oh boy, isn't it the screen? What a marriage. Whoever gets that first will be wearing the pants from that family. Yeah Gracie, can't you just see the wedding breakfast, the dandy little bride
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