Burns and Allen · July 29, 1940 · 29 min · 3,891 words
The transcript of “Kiddie Party”, an episode of Burns and Allen first broadcast July 29, 1940. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Burns and Allen Show plays Burns and Allen free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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From Hollywood, the George Burns and Gracie Allen show for Hormel and Spam. Easy for hoom Spam. George Burns and Gracie Allen. Artichard, when his orchestra is singing glee with a smoothie-street.
Last but not least, and with Bob Houston. Burns and Allen night at your house again. Fun and laughs with George and Gracie and a hint on how you can laugh at old man warm weather.
Serves Spam and vegetable salad. There's a cool inviting meal you can summon to your table at a moment's notice. A meal that gives the family plenty to eat. Easy? Sure. Just open a can of Spam, spelled S-P-A-M, slice and put on a plate with the salad.
Those juicy, tender slices of Spam really make the meal. Spam is grand tasting meat with a flavor that's downright good. So ask your food dealer for Spam. Serve it tomorrow. Try those easy recipes on the label.
Then you can vacation from the kitchen and have a good laugh on old man warm weather. The stars of our show, those two Spam Bessitors of Fun, George and Gracie. Thank you very much.
Hello, Gracie. Hello, Dad. What do you think of the hot weather we've been having? Oh, boy. I wish I knew how to keep cool. Oh, I know what we could do, Dad. We can go down to the beach and sit in the sand and I'll hold your hand and you can hug me and I can kiss you
and then you can kiss me. Oh, Gracie, we'll let cool us off. No, but we may as well enjoy the heat if you know what I mean. I think it knows what you mean and Gracie quite about the heat. The tourists might be listening.
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