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Grandpa's 92nd Birthday

Burns and Allen · July 8, 1940 · 29 min · 3,893 words

The transcript of “Grandpa's 92nd Birthday”, an episode of Burns and Allen first broadcast July 8, 1940. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Burns and Allen Show plays Burns and Allen free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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From Hollywood, the George Burns and Gracie Allen show for Horm Allen Spam. Boom Spam, George Burns, Gracie Allen, Artie Shaw when he's off his draw. They're singing glee with a smoothie sweet.

Last but not least and with Bud Houston. Yes, sir, Revolks. It burns an Allen night at your house.

Another gay show and a swell suggestion for an easy summer supper that will give your family or guests plenty to eat. Get a can of Spam, S-P-A-M. Spam is tender, juicy, delicious meat, all ready to eat the minute you zip open the can.

Slice this grand tasting meat and serve with a mound of potato salad, nestled in crisp chilled lettuce, tomato stuffed with cottage cheese, or with a cool vegetable salad. It's hearty enough to please the husky-est he-man appetite, and Spam saves kitchen time, no fuss, no bother.

Ask your food dealer for Spam tomorrow. Then surprise your family with taste tempting, spam and salad. And try the other easy recipes on the label. You'll find you can fry, spam, dice it, slice it, bake it.

Because cold or hot, spam hits the spot. And here are those two delightful people, the stars of our show, George and Gracie. Thank you.

Thank you very much. Well, Gracie, what did you do yesterday? I went to Catalina. Oh, did you? Did you go alone? Well, naturally. Well, that's fine. But can I have my Tom Pass back? It's in your pocket.

I'll show you were there alone. Well here guys, which one is yours? Finally got ourselves a romantic kid on the show. He's a regular Cavanova. You mean Casanova. George when I kiss him there, Cavanova.

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