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George's Malady

Burns and Allen · May 22, 1940 · 29 min · 3,878 words

The transcript of “George's Malady”, an episode of Burns and Allen first broadcast May 22, 1940. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Burns and Allen Show plays Burns and Allen free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Hello, Shenmai friends, the Heinz Honey and Almond Cream program. Hooray! All for drinking! All for drinking! She's a fat little shipper in her hand! All for drinking! All for drinking! Who'd you please, if this little girl had hanged?

Taring George Burns and Heinz Honey Gracie Allen with Frank Parker, Ray Noble and his orchestra, and Truman Bradley speaking. All for drinking! There's a friend that I'm gonna write to you. A hundred million songs, that's right, you can't go long.

Thank you very much. Hello. Well boys, we're back in Hollywood, out to the convention in Omaha. What a time wait. Oh, yes, well, we're in a wonderful reception. Yes, yes. You realize, B.C., there were about a hundred thousand people on the street in a station to greet you?

What about the one man that said, hello to me? Yeah, right, you, too. You said it. Yeah. I love those torchlight parades and thousands of girls throwing kittas at me. Oh, that's so tight, isn't it?

There's a lot of kick I got, Gracie. When I saw you riding down the main street with a police escort, and there a butter of Omaha, sitting on your right hand, and Governor Cochrane sitting on your left hand.

Oh, yeah, you see it was cold, and I thought that's my glove. Well, that covers that. Did you ever see so many people in your life, Bubbles? No, and it was the first time I ever saw a crowd bigger than I am.

Gracie, that was a beautiful dress-your-wall, when you made your acceptacy. Well, I had it made officially for my campaign. I had a pretty low cutback. Well, I'm not like the other candidate. I believe I'm coming right out in the open.

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